GTG & GTFO!

"Right, we all know why we're here: gold, jewels, artefacts of unearthly power. But don't let the promise of filthy lucre turn your head! There's deadly danger in every corner of these here ruins. You need to keep your wits about you. Use a wooden pole to probe the floors, walls, ceilings—each square foot of every surface!"

"Wait. Shhh! What's that noise!?"

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"Never mind… the worst of perils make nary a sound. But tread carefuly, for your very next breath may well be your——HURGH!!!"

(Coming soon…)